Edward Cullen

To be clear I HAVE read the books. All of them. It was an action born of desperation - I was travelling and they were the only books in english I could find at the time.

It was a truly painful experience.

Then the movie came out and I saw it for the lol's. It did not disappoint

The Twilight saga is just one of those sparkly, awful messes that one just can't look away from. Like a train wreck.

Edward belongs to Stephanie Meyer.